If You Read This You’ll Die
Full on rage and your heart will explode. Promise.
You will hate me for like a DAY. Seriously.
Your blood will boil and your head will start aching.
You’ll laugh so hard you might pee a little.
Keep scrolling down ’cause this is a chain letter…
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JUST KIDDING!!!
It is actually the next best thing! The tag-your-it game! And Now that I have you interested, I Tagged you! You’re IT!
Nana Nana BooBoo!
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Anyway, I have been tagged by two spectacular ladies! They both have wonderful blogs and they both are fabulous supporters of The Future Of Hope! And now, you have been tagged by me!
Here are The Rules.
- You must post the rules. (DONE)
- Answer the questions the tagger set for you in their post and then create eleven new questions to ask the people you’ve tagged. (SEE BELOW)
- Tag eleven people and link to them on your post. (YOU ARE TAGGED and if you like this I WILL LINK YOU)
- Let them know you’ve tagged them! (DID. If you didn’t get the memo; please do not pass GO and you will NOT collect 200 dollars)
LaFemme Roar’s Questions:
1. If your privates itched in public would you scratch or suffer?
I’d find a way to scratch.
2. What’s your favorite meal of the day?
The chocolate my husband has a bad habit of buying me daily. Yes, I blame him.
3. What’s your idea of a perfect day?
Any day I am breathing.
4. Describe yourself in three words.
Bat Shit Crazy… Used together, separately, or intermittently and in all forms and usages…
5. If you could have three wishes come true, what would they be?
Good Health, Good fortune, Good breath for my family
6. What kind of books do you read?
Everything I can get my grubby little hands on.
7. What’s your definition of love?
People trying to define different intimacies, romances, and relations by shoving them into one general generic stereotype AKA LOVE
8. What is your philosophy about life?
Live it and Learn from it for love never fear. This is its simplest form, otherwise we should get a lot of coffee.
9. Exercise or diet? (You can only choose one.)
Exercise. I love to eat and I love food. AND it loves me 
10. Tell us about the most embarrassing thing that’s happened to you.
Did you know women tend to Poo while pushing to have a baby…
11. What would you do if a “flasher” came up to you and exposed himself?
I’m either give him applause and cheer him on or rag on him by saying something like, “I’ve seen grandpas with more to be proud of…” Depends on his attitude cocky will win you good things- too cocky well you need to be shot down. Puns intended.
The Narcissist’s Questions:
1.Penises are…
to Ron Burgendy what Hosiery is to me.
2. Vaginas are…
the root of all evil…
3. What is the weirdest request you have ever gotten from a person you were dating?
From someone I was just dating… Probably to consider immediately getting on the baby making so we could have a sports team… He was serious. He also enjoyed the rest of that meal without me.
4. List three qualities a person of the opposite sex have to possess for you to consider a relationship?
Honesty, Actions being of heart and word, the ability to use sarcasm and wit appropriately.
5. What are your three biggest turn-offs?
Liars, Arrogance, and people who are WAY into only ONE thing like drinking, sex, Dungeons and Dragons… I could go on. Hobbies are good; Obsessive addictions are BAD.
6. What is the single sexiest physical attribute someone can possess?
Humble Pie (Trust me it shows.)
7. If you could only choose one… Great Sex or Great Oral Sex?
Sex. Always.
8. What is the worst pick up line you have ever heard?
The worst is also my favorite… “Nice shoes, wanna fuck?”
9. Have you ever gone home with someone you just met?
Unfortunately
10. How do you feel about cat calls?
I’m usually the one giving them, so pretty damn good.
11. Top or bottom? (Chose one)
Top of the food chain baby!
Now Onto the Questions you should answer or you will die, ’cause that is just the way things work! Quit questioning my logic! GESH!
If the stare doesn't scare you, the corn rows should.
My Questions for You:
- Do you think ‘aliens’ would likely come from above (as popular theory implies) or come from the seas and oceans below (like I tend to believe.) ?
- Who is your all time favorite Funny Man?
- Would you rather eat your shoe or wipe a goat’s bottom for the next ten days?
- Do you like spinach?
- Do you believe that the meaning of life is 42?
- What do you REALLY think of TheFutureOfHope?
- What is your most hated exercise?
- What is your favorite childhood memory?
- How do you eat your steak?
- Worst question a significant other or interest could ask you?
- I love the stars because they are beautiful, magnificent, and full of mystery; if they exist then we must be just as wondrous. What makes you feel this way?
I hope you have enjoyed! And, I hope to see a few of you answer whether here or in a blog filler of your own! If you are wanting to get to know me a little more check out those few links at the very top right of this bloggage space! The About as well as Random Facts!
I shall now leave you with a chune.
Xo- Chrystalyn!
Yay! My First Victim! LightningDroplets! Check it out!
And my second Vikram Roy’s Blog
If you would like to see my answers to Lizzie (she runs naked with scissors!)’s Tag
The Narcissist herself TJensen
Ms Moon and my answers in her comments
oh how ironic I just tagged you again……
I did it three times sister…lmao at your answers we had some definite similarities almost goosebumpish again… anyways…. you want the answers in the comments? I vill answer you qwustiooonnsss but not right now — 
http://runningnakedwithscissors.wordpress.com/2012/02/23/i-got-tag-teamed-sounds-fun-i-know/
oh and i knew you got tagged I just wanted to tag you again
but you don;t have to do it cause i was being silly 
yes ME silly and all that…
I love this blog but too sick to. Baby not doing to good either. Would a been alright otherwise but I can’t think in this much pain. You know I support your blog though. Remember that. Just really sick.
Um in and YOU BEEN TAGGED BY ME. ENJOY EVIL DOER. LOL.
Aliens would come from above. Only because my sis saw 3 unidentified flying objects three days ago.
Favorite funny man would be between Richard Pryor and Redd Fox.
Wipe a goats bottom for the next ten days.
I love spinach.
No I don’t believe that the meaning of life is 42.
Thefutureofhope is a cool blog run by a cool chick
Walking because it hurts. Even though it’s not exercise for most ppl.
Spending time with my Aunt Ann is my favorite childhood memory
Pan fried steak with onions and cheese
To not speak of my illness because it’s too much for them to handle. What a cop out for a significant other to ask. Ugh!!!!!
Twink, my daughter. After 4 miscarriages, she’s the one that survived and she saved my life. I owe her.
-MOON-
Very nice!
1. Aliens are on the moon are you kidding? As if that wasn’t enough now i gotta worry about them below? the ocean? hey that I can go with – yea ok that works too.
2/ George Carlin
3.Would you rather eat your shoe or wipe a goat’s bottom for the next ten days?
I will go with wiping the goat with the bottom of my shoe – but i won’t eat it…
4.Do you like spinach? YES!
5.Do you believe that the meaning of life is 42?
I don’t know what that means. I’m 42 – does that make me the meaning of life?
6.What do you REALLY think of TheFutureOfHope?
wouldn;t you like to know? – wait you better know! you DO know..right?
7.What is your most hated exercise?
sweating
8.What is your favorite childhood memory?
baskin robbins clown cone
9.How do you eat your steak?
with a fork and knife
10.Worst question a significant other or interest could ask you?
does this make my butt look big?
11.I love the stars because they are beautiful, magnificent, and full of mystery; if they exist then we must be just as wondrous. What makes you feel this way?
Donuts
God I love your love of donuts! It makes me almost believe in fate!
1.Do you think ‘aliens’ would likely come from above (as popular theory implies) or come from the seas and oceans below (like I tend to believe.) ?
—-Could be either one, people see lots of weird stuff in the ocean, and most of it is unexplored. So, there exists a distinct possibility of higher intelligence down there
2.Who is your all time favorite Funny Man?
—-Dave Chapelle, because he was hilarious and nothing was untouchable for him
3.Would you rather eat your shoe or wipe a goat’s bottom for the next ten days?
—I’ve been told I have good taste in shoes, so in that logic wouldn’t my shoes taste good?
4.Do you like spinach?
—HELL TO THE YEAH!! Plus, when a large longshoreman kidnaps my wife, it comes in handy
5.Do you believe that the meaning of life is 42?
—42 was Jackie Robinsons baseball # when he broke the color barrier of baseball, so it has it’s merits. But the meaning of life for me is Love my family, Live an honorable life, and Leave a legacy
6.What do you REALLY think of TheFutureOfHope?
—It is amazing, I like to be able to see into the mind of the most creative person I know
7.What is your most hated exercise?
—Anything cardio, or maybe stretching. I’m about as flexible as phone pole
8.What is your favorite childhood memory?
—Anything where it was just me and my Grandpa
9.How do you eat your steak?
—With my bare hands, but it frowned upon
10.Worst question a significant other or interest could ask you?
—”Honey, could you please go into the kitchen and bring me a SHARP knife”
11.I love the stars because they are beautiful, magnificent, and full of mystery; if they exist then we must be just as wondrous. What makes you feel this way?
–Anytime I walk into a room and my infant son’s face lights up when he sees me
I don’t understand… Why wouldn’t you want to bring me a sharp knife?? (dunna dunna… duunnaa dunnnaa….)_