Weekly Letter: May 13- 19
Dear Aunt Flow,
There is no other way to say this except bluntly. I hate you.
I despise you so much I refuse to call you Aunt. Anyway, we aren’t even related. Don’t both with the “blood relative” excuse because I am positive that wasn’t what they meant when they coined the term. Read more 
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Weekly Letter 3/25- 3/31
Dear Mother Nature,
I love how complex your workings are. So much so that I have tried to teach my children that everything has its importance in life and death. With this being said, we prefer life. I don’t appreciate our home being invaded by your wicked creepy crawler: Read more
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Letter of the Week 2/26- 3/3
Dear Time,
I applaud you. You have everyone following suit under your constraints. That is except for my children. Read more
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Letter of Week 2/5- 2/11
Dear Al
I am tired of fingering you. Sure, at first it was fun to have a go at it first thing in the mornin. Now it just leaves me angry. It actually creeps me out that you beg for more till I pound you with my fist. The list goes on but the point is; I’m leaving you. Read more
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Letter of Transition Week Jan/Feb
Dear Piss in my Cheerios,
THOSE AREN'T CHEERIOS!!
Good Luck washing that stank off.
Till next Time,
Loo
PS. New weekly installment IF the ones this month go over well. So give your opinion! Oh and my nickname is Loo. So, I am using it as my alter ego 
