Conversations with God
Sometimes talking to God is simply expressing yourself in the truest forms to anything or anyone listening. The words of spirituality and soul can be as simple as tears falling, a smile trying to break free, or a baby making sense of the world. Read more 
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Crazy Chick Q & A #21
This week, meet Chrystalyn – Future of Hope blog:
Why are you a Crazy Chick?
Hi.
My name is Chrystalyn Hope. I am here today because every kiss begins with K’s and Lafemme said o-K. So I took that shit and ran with it!
Actually a lot of people say I am crazy. So many in fact that I figured it must be true.
Glitter, Anuses, TMI, Versatile, Ninjas, Phenomenas, And Angelina Jolie’s Leg! AKA The Epic Awards
I hope you have on your best tux and formal dress.
No?
Okay, I’ll settle for a clean pair of underroos straight of the drawer and something covering your nipples.
Ready. Let’s do this!
Hi! I'm Angelina Jolie's leg here to present three awards to TheFutureOfHope. Why? Because She's a Ninja. (Click Pic to see more of Angie's Leg!)
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The Grammy, Oscar, Tony, and Emmy’s of The Bloggasphere
Welcome to the Red Carpet event of the century! I am going to be blasphemous and say something you all will crucify me for later!
Ready.
Set.
Blogging awards aren’t so much about merit as they are about community.
WHEW. Okay, here’s some nails and a hammer. But while you’re busy with that I am going to yammer on! You should try and pay attention! Trust me I’m a Doctor!
We only follow people that interest us. We only read the posts that interest us. So, we have pre-selected the cream of our crop. When a blogging award comes up, yes we hand them out to blogger’s who deserve it (Again, they wouldn’t be followed by us if they weren’t great-DUH). However then it comes down finding someone who A: Doesn’t already have the award and B: Someone who will accept it graciously and pass it on! That covers why this isn’t about merit. Now onto the community part. Read more
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The Depths of Creation
Dante
He’s learned to sleep in his side
He’s learned to play peek-a-boo and hide
He’s learned to touch faces with the palm of his hand
He’s just a baby in the making of a man Read more
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The I Now Want Alphabet Soup Award
This is crazy! You bishes been dishing out awards like there is a red carpet with every click on a blog. Which is kind of exciting… So instead of watching all these shmancy acting awards, keep your hawk-eye on the blogs! I have now received my second award. The Awesome Blog Content Award given to me by Lizzie (she runs naked with scissors!)! Let’s skip my Freak Out Ritual and jump on in this ish!
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EEGADS! Stage Fright, Rules, Lists, And Awards
Stage Fright
Being the surprise recipient of an award is like stumbling drunk and laughing so hard that you pee your pants… SAY WHAT?! For serious, when I get the news or hear my name called a sudden whirlwind, blinding dizziness engulfs my mind, emotions, and body. I am always surprised. Not like the surprises you practice in the mirror where you try your best not to have porno mouth, but seriously surprised. The blow of dizziness and denial cause my emotional and logical well-being to check out faster than a serial play boy. UMM Yeah I have to wash my hair… With my special shampoo… So, I don’t know what to feel or how to act. I start giggling awkwardly and uncontrollably. Oh yes, I am THAT person. So I stumble up to the podium in fear, giggling in my much madness, and accept the award… But now they want me to have a list and speech… BOOM! Turn on the water works. We aren’t talking tears people. Okay, Okay. I have never peed my pants while winning an award but all the feelings of relief, warmth, and hysterical embarrassment are there. And that damned giggling…
Anyway, My lovely friend Teri Jensen @ The Narcissists Blog has given me an award. Out. Of. No. Where.
Yes, I am Giggling Profusely
I have no idea WHAT to think of this but TJ has said some very flattering and amazing things to me and has been very supportive! A thank you wouldn’t cover the blessing that is to me!
